AUDI (Accelerates Under Demonic Influence) Seytanin etkisiyle hizlaniyor BMW (Bought My Wife) Karimi satin aldim BUICK (Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer) Buyuk cirkin yikilmaz otomobil katili CHEVROLET (Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time) Ucuz verimsiz her seferinde sans neredeyse yaver gidiyor DODGE (Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater) Her yere benzin akitir yag doker FIAT (Fix It All the Time) Daima tamir et! FORD (Fault Of Research & Development) Arastirma ve gelistirme hatasi GM (General Maintenance) Genel bakim GMC (Got a Mechanic Corning) Mekanik bir olay mi var? HONDA (Had One Never Did Again) Bir tane aldim bir daha asla HYUNDAI (Hope You Understand Nothing s Driveable And unexpensive) Hicbir seyin surulebilir ve ucuz olmadigini anladigini umarim MAZDA (Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along) Cogunlukla hizli ve tehlikeli gider SAAB (Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown) Isvec otomobilleri daima bozulur TOYOTA (Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto) Yankeeler bu otomobilin degerini**sik abartirlar VOLVO (Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object) Cok garip gorunumlu otomobilimsi obje